

things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
Also:
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So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
(Source: charmslapped, via no-way-in-elle)
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
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Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.
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(Source: sydney-rakestraw, via youremusictomyears)
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
(Source: slothwrestling, via youremusictomyears)
This will forever be one of my favroite movie scenes, always.
I do this whenever somebody starts yelling at me
(Source: lemonysnicketing)
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
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